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Morgan & Morgan Ad via Car Crash Statistics
from The Vast Majority | The Tim Dillon Show #361 · #361
2 min
SponsorMorgan & Morgan
Tim delivers a Morgan & Morgan injury law firm ad by reciting alarming car accident statistics to a lunch companion who wants him to stop.
- Tim rattles off car crash statistics at lunch—35% of fatal accidents occur between 6 p.m. and midnight, ages 25-34 have the most drivers in crashes, ages 15-24 have the highest ER visit rate.
- Morgan & Morgan is America's largest injury firm with 100 offices nationwide, more than 800 lawyers, and $15 billion recovered from over 300,000 clients.
- Tim argues people are going to get injured because that's life, and they need lawyers to get what's rightfully theirs.
- Submitting an injury claim with Morgan & Morgan is easy, but trying to predict which celebrity will be roasted on the next episode is hard—Tim hates when they write it, tells them to stop and be lawyers instead.
- Morgan & Morgan doesn't charge unless they win, which Tim frames as what life's about: winning.