rant · moment 3 of 17
A Modest Proposal: Paying Families to Eat Corpses
from The Tim Dillon Show #334 · #334
3 min
Riffing further, Tim proposes a system where wealthy people like Hammer could legally pay grieving families to consume their dead relatives, and revisits more details of the abuse allegations.
- Tim proposes a system where wealthy people like Armie Hammer could pay families of deceased relatives for permission to eat their corpses.
- Would it be crazy if Armie Hammer could approach a grieving family, cover funeral expenses, offer $150,000, and ask to consume their dead daughter's body?
- Tim argues that Armie Hammer's extreme attractiveness explains how he was able to carve letters into women's skin and beat their feet without them leaving him.
- Tim considers throwing the full support and platform of his show behind Armie Hammer despite the allegations that he carved things into people and claims to have eaten animal hearts.
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