News · moment 15 of 17
Kerrygold Butter Banned in California
from The Tim Dillon Show #334 · #334
5 min
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Tim defends Irish culture and Kerrygold butter after California hazardous chemical packaging laws pulled it from shelves, riffing extensively on Ireland having nothing but butter, priests, and alcoholism, before circling back to defend Armie Hammer once more.
- The Bay Area has no respect for the Irish, who have nothing but story, song, and natural beauty.
- Kerrygold butter is Ireland's main export, their entire economy.
- California's new hazardous chemicals law removed Kerrygold from store shelves over foil packaging.
- Irish people are just trying to stay above water and make enough butter to survive.
- Ireland is a beautiful, sad place where you drink tea, watch rain on cliffs, and think about killing yourself.
- San Francisco has zombie people in post-apocalyptic conditions while worrying about butter packaging hazards.
- Everyone in Ireland was raped by priests and drinks constantly to cope with it; the ones who aren't drunk make butter.
- Kerrygold announced they're reformulating packaging to comply with California's January 2023 regulatory changes.
- Tim demands California put the butter back on shelves to let Irish people live and compares it to Armie Hammer's situation.
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