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The Fake Front Lines Footage Reveal (Waffle House Bit)
from The Tim Dillon Show #332 · #332
2 min
The teased "war footage" plays and turns out to be chaos inside a Waffle House, which Tim uses as a punchline about the absurdity of the war coverage buildup.
- Tim can't tell which side is which in the footage because they all look similar.
- Tim argues the war is a problem that needs a solution to prevent more scenes like that.
- The U.S. is sending Waffle House equipment—irons, coffee burners, griddles—to Ukraine as machinery of death to keep the war going.
- The footage wasn't actually from Ukraine; it was from a Waffle House.