rant · moment 4 of 24
Selling Sunset's Chihuahua Funeral
from The Presidential Debate & Eating Cats | The Tim Dillon Show #409 · #409
5 min
Tim goes off on the Selling Sunset cast holding a funeral for Jason Oppenheim and Mary Fitzgerald's dying Chihuahua Nico, calling it proof that childless narcissists have replaced kids with pets, and jokes that a migrant eating the dog would improve the show.
- Selling Sunset cast members are self-involved narcissists without children, mostly impregnated by Nick Cannon.
- Tim finds it deeply unhealthy and disturbing to watch unmarried adults share custody of a dying Chihuahua and cry over it.
- The cast pretends to sell real estate in Los Angeles while something is eerily disconcerting about their grief over the dog.
- Tim speculates about what would happen if a Venezuelan migrant ate the Chihuahua from the show.
- The cast held an actual funeral episode for the dog and had it tattooed, which Tim says means they should be in jail.
- Tim imagines how much better it would have been if a Venezuelan migrant grabbed the Chihuahua and barbecued it in front of the narcissists.
Selling SunsetNick CannonVenezuelaJD VanceJason OppenheimMary FitzgeraldLos Angeles