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Bush's Bullhorn Speech and "We Need Another 9/11"
from The Presidential Debate & Eating Cats | The Tim Dillon Show #409 · #409
4 min
He plays Bush's Ground Zero bullhorn speech in full and builds an escalating bit that America needs another 9/11 to recapture that lost sense of unity, since cat-eating migrants "aren't enough."
- Tim says America needs another 9/11, calls it the most beautiful time in the country's history.
- The country only works if there's a 9/11; he's choked up explaining this to children.
- America is at its best when 9/11 happens every day, that's when people hug each other.
- Tim references Bill Hicks's joke about needing a war to feel good about yourself.
- Starbucks needs another 9/11 so people would talk about it while drinking coffee.
- A terrorist attack will set the country on the right course and restore beauty.
- Migrants eating cats and dogs isn't enough to make people feel great anymore.
- Tim wants the USA champ played while the megaphone speech continues.
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