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DeSantis, Martha's Vineyard, and Migrant Real Estate Etiquette
from The Off Season | The Tim Dillon Show #316 · #316
9 min
Tim riffs at length on DeSantis sending migrants to Martha's Vineyard 'off season,' treating it as a real estate and social-calendar issue rather than a political one, joking about renting first and assimilating into the Hamptons/vineyard/Palm Beach seasonal culture.
- DeSantis sending migrants to Martha's Vineyard after Labor Day is cruel because it's off-season.
- The real season on Martha's Vineyard, the Cape, and Nantucket runs from Memorial Day through Labor Day.
- In fall, wealthy people spend time in New York; in winter they go to Aspen, Jackson Hole, or St. Barth's.
- Sending migrants off-season means they miss all the good parties and networking.
- Fall on Martha's Vineyard is about LARPing as a poor person with big sweatshirts and old jeans.
- Immigrants need to assimilate into the culture: Hamptons and Vineyard in summer, Palm Beach in winter, New York in spring and fall.
- If migrants are looking at houses off-season to avoid heat and traffic, Tim can respect that.
- Tim explains to every migrant he meets that Martha's Vineyard and Nantucket are their own thing with older money and finance people.
- Migrants should rent first, not buy immediately, to figure out which resort destination suits them.
- DeSantis is sadistic for sending migrants off-season to the Vineyard without telling them to rent first and understand the culture.
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