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Coachella Interviews: Rich Aunties and No-Income Attendees
from The New Braveheart | The Tim Dillon Show #344 · #344
10 min
Tim mocks a series of Coachella attendee interviews about pronouns, income, and why the festival is "worth it," including a rich woman praising the chicken fingers and dumplings, and multiple attendees with no income going for their 4th or 17th time, building to a fake concerned message to one attendee about his sick mother.
- Tim on middle-aged comedians showing up to Coachella asking strangers for a place to sleep.
- Coachella as the distilled California Dream: drugs, outdoor space, and proximity to celebrities.
- Daniella, 37, rich auntie making $210k, says the $500 ticket was worth it for chicken fingers and dumplings.
- Tim: these people's brains have been broken by the festival experience.
- Gabriel Vieira, 27, makes $80k in New York, first time at Coachella, calls it organized.
- Tim questions why the article lists pronouns if only podcasters mocking it will read it.
- Two of the four Coachella attendees have no income yet paid $500 for tickets.
- Alec Mitchell, 25, no income, fourth Coachella, claims he unplugged by not checking texts for three days.
- Every explanation for enjoying Coachella is the most basic reasoning—like children explaining why they like things.
- Marco Salazar, 34, software developer, six figures, returning to Coachella for his 17th year.
- Tim: glad everyone's happy, though the interviews keep getting worse.
- Georgia, 17, student, mentions meeting Anderson Cooper in the VIP area.
- Charlize Zagabond, 23, personal assistant making $30k, has camped both times she attended Coachella.
- Segment ends with Tim noting they've now interviewed everyone at Coachella, even the Biden Administration.
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