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The Crooks Parents' Costco Run

from The Mushroom Pilot & Jailed Billionaires | The Tim Dillon Show #407 · #407

5 min

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Tim zeroes in on paparazzi photos of the shooter's parents doing a full grocery run at Costco shortly after the assassination attempt, imagining in detail what processed foods they must be buying and questioning the family dynamics.

In this bit9 moments
  • Tim introduces Thomas Matthew Krooks and notes the confusion over his name variations.
  • Krooks's parents captured on video walking out of Costco with a full cart.
  • Tim jokes about the absurdity of parents going to Costco a few weeks after their son attempted to assassinate the president.
  • He points out they didn't ask a friend to shop for them but went themselves.
  • Tim and the guest examine the Costco cart contents, spotting Gatorade and orange crush.
  • He argues the parents wouldn't care about sodium intake at that point in their lives.
  • Tim questions who the unidentified person accompanying the father is, wondering if it's an FBI agent.
  • Krooks appears to have been an only child, which Tim notes is odd given the lack of information about his family.
  • Tim imagines the father will always remember summer 2024 as the time his son tried to kill the president and then they went to Costco.
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