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Legacy Sperm Freezing Ad
from The Mushroom Pilot & Jailed Billionaires | The Tim Dillon Show #407 · #407
1 min
SponsorLegacy
A sponsored segment for Legacy, a sperm testing and freezing service, covering their home collection kit, lab analysis, storage plans, and military partnerships.
- Tim riffs on the absurdity of the sperm-freezing ad tagline "rub one out."
- Lab analyzes the sample using five industry-standard metrics of sperm quality, results sent to phone within 48 hours.
- If frozen, the sample is split and stored in two separate locations as protection against natural disasters.
- Storage plans cost "a few cups of coffee a month" for coverage lasting more than 25 years.
LegacyDr. David Schulen