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Reacting to the LA County Sheriff Active Shooter Training Video

from The Life Coach | The Tim Dillon Show #309 · #309

12 min

Tim and his guest watch and riff extensively on a 2015 LA County Sheriff active shooter training video, mocking the acting, the girl who smiles during the shooting, the slow and overweight police response, and the grim absurdity of treating mass shootings as routine American life.

In this bit11 moments
  • Tim opens by noting active shooter events are just part of American life now, not necessarily something to view negatively.
  • The LA County Sheriff's 2015 active shooter training video has been circulating on Twitter and now plays at retail jobs like Sears and Walmart.
  • Tim jokes that if you don't like armed employees shooting coworkers mid-shift, move to Mexico City.
  • A supervisor tells an employee "we're going to have to let you go" right before he shoots her—Tim imagines the shooter's frustration at being denied the job.
  • Tim notes the weird dialogue written between active shooter scenes, like one actor asking another if she's losing sleep, then a woman saying "Lizards live in tanks."
  • When the video finally gets to survival advice, Tim interrupts: stop telling us the backstory and explain how to actually survive.
  • Tim reacts to the 911 dispatcher casually handling another mall shooting, saying it's just America now.
  • The production quality of the training video is so high it looks like John Wick, which Tim finds absurd.
  • Tim appreciates that the video doesn't pretend police will help—only that they're minutes away—though he notes they should add that cops may never even enter the building.
  • A Black actress smiles flirtatiously when someone announces there's an active shooter, a moment the director apparently never corrected.
  • When police finally arrive 15 minutes later, Tim comments on how overweight the officers are in the training video.
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active shootersLA County SheriffUvaldeMexico CityWalmartSears

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