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Hurricane Milton and 'No Sit-Down Eating' at Shelters

from The Joker 2 & Kamala Harris | The Tim Dillon Show #412 · #412

5 min

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Tim discusses Hurricane Milton bearing down on Florida, riffing extensively on an official warning that shelters won't have 'sit-down eating,' imagining hurricane victims demanding a table for three and a maître d'.

In this bit11 moments
  • Tim was on a plane and got a good deal on a jet
  • During Hurricane Milton preparations, officials announced there would be no sit-down eating at shelters
  • Tim plays video of shelter capacity and capacity being limited during the hurricane
  • Tim jokes that shelters will be at casual restaurants like Applebee's, Steak 'n Shake, and Outback
  • The official announcement states there will not be sit-down eating at shelters
  • Tim imagines officials having to explain to Floridians that shelters won't offer sit-down dining with bread service and appetizers
  • Tim pictures people arriving at shelters asking for tables, expecting full restaurant service after their houses are destroyed
  • Officials say it's a natural disaster, not Thanksgiving, so there won't be sit-down eating
  • Tim performs as an angry shelter resident demanding to know why there's no sit-down service and no waiters or maître d'
  • A and B evacuation zones are cleared, but Tim's friends are in the C zone and he's unsure if that's enough safety
  • Tim's web guy is still in Tampa and Tim hopes he's found floating, then clarifies he's joking
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