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RIP Mike Lynch and the Typhoon Assassination Theory
from The DNC Chick & Sunken Superyachts | The Tim Dillon Show #406 · #406
3 min
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Tim returns to eulogize Mike Lynch, noting his co-defendant's death by car days before the yacht sank, and jokes that London is more fun and dangerous than America because of international gangster-style killings using weather.
- Tim pays respects to Mike Lynch, Britain's first software billionaire who died in a yacht sinking.
- Getting involved with shady people means they send typhoons after you—Lynch's death may not have been natural.
- Lynch's codefendant Stephen Chamberlain also died, hit by a car days after the yacht sank.
- London is fun because it has international gangsters killing people with typhoons, unlike boring America.
- America is the worst mix: everything is insane yet banal and boring at the same time.
- If Tim were running for president, he'd campaign on killing enemies with natural disasters and typhoons instead of healthcare.
- Tim promises his platform would feature manipulating weather to kill billionaires as the main form of entertainment.