rant · moment 2 of 11
Give the Country to Taylor Swift
from The Diaper Spa | The Tim Dillon Show #380 · #380
10 min
Tim riffs at length on Taylor Swift's cultural dominance, joking that America should just hand her the presidency outright instead of an endorsement, imagining her running drone strikes, writing songs about Gaza, and becoming a North Korea-style object of worship.
- Taylor Swift is constantly in the news and there's nothing wrong with that — we have love, intrigue, politics, and Travis Kelce
- Trump people are figuring out how to counter Taylor Swift's expected endorsement of Biden with conspiracy theories
- Tim argues they should just give the country to Taylor Swift instead of having an election
- Rather than endorse Biden, Taylor Swift should run for president herself — her social capital is too high to waste on an endorsement
- Everyone talks about Taylor Swift constantly, so Tim has started doing it too because that's what's happening around him
- Tim dismisses claims that Taylor Swift is the greatest entertainer but argues it doesn't matter because nothing matters
- Taylor Swift could write songs about Gaza while the U.S. bombs it, making atrocities palatable to the public
- Taylor Swift challenges Trump and wins — she could be a beloved wartime president and everything would feel good
- Taylor Swift is now the most important figure in America culturally and could sway presidential elections
- Tim imagines Taylor Swift as president with Travis Kelce, her new album titled 'Call Me Taylor' after impressing the CIA director