News · moment 4 of 11
The New Hampshire Adult Diaper Spa
from The Diaper Spa | The Tim Dillon Show #380 · #380
17 min
News
Tim reads a news story about a New Hampshire spa catering to adult baby diaper lovers (ABDL), riffing extensively on the owner's claims of it being a "judgment-free zone," local residents' outrage, and imagining migrants being forced to work there changing grown men's diapers as a path to citizenship.
- Tim pitches a business model: have migrants staff a new diaper café for adults with diaper fetishes.
- Tim can't get a restaurant off the ground due to red tape, but somehow someone opened a diaper spa in a tiny New Hampshire town.
- Explanation of ABDL (adult baby diaper lover) as a diverse community with unique wants and needs, per the spa owner.
- Tim imagines the spa owner's American dream: running a place where adults in diapers pretend to be children and get off.
- The spa advertises itself as a safe, judgment-free zone where adults can pamper themselves with snacks, playtime, and story time.
- Tim's plan: put migrants to work at the diaper spa watching and caring for adults in diapers, which will make them want to leave America.
- The spa offers services including adult baby diaper lover nursery spa care at $300 an hour and an all-day premier experience for $1500.
- Local residents are upset about the spa's proximity to a children's park, fearing it caters to people with a sexual fetish.
- Spa owner Dr. Colleen Murphy claims the business is about processing childhood trauma, not sexual fetishism.
- Murphy tells Fox News she's never encountered a pervert or sex offender in her ABDL work, which Tim finds implausible.
- Tim's expanded scheme: make the diaper spa massive like a football stadium and recruit migrants directly from the streets to work there.
- Tim role-plays explaining the diaper spa job to a migrant from Central America, highlighting the cultural and practical absurdity.
- A migrant forced to read nursery rhymes and change diapers would reflect on whether their home country was actually that bad.
- Tim imagines the migrant calling home to describe American adults in diapers and what they're being asked to do.
- Tim argues migrants must prove their loyalty to America by working at the diaper spa or living in Topeka, Kansas.
- Tim suggests people should process their kinks in simpler ways—like foot fetishism—instead of full diaper roleplay.
- Tim imagines a wife encouraging her husband to go to the diaper spa to process his stress and get swaddled.
- Tim visualizes the reaction of migrants from El Salvador and North Africa when they realize they're wiping the diapers of middle-aged American men.
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