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Cold Open: 'My Job Is Tough'
from The Cornell 7, Bari Weiss, & A Botched Execution | The Tim Dillon Show #515 · #515
2 min
Tim opens by complaining that his job of talking into a microphone is exhausting compared to blue-collar work, and contrasts his community college dropout path and subprime mortgage past with his more successful Cornell-educated friend.
- Tim complains that his job is tough—going on record about the issues of the day in front of millions of people.
- He wishes he had an unimportant job instead, like construction, mining, teaching, firefighting, or pediatrics—anything where nobody cared.
- Tim went to community college, did drugs, dropped out, and sold subprime mortgages; his Cornell-educated best friend recently told him it's unbelievable how much more successful he's become.
- An Ivy League education means nothing without heart—he emphasizes this repeatedly as the real measure of success.
- Tim rants about group sex being too difficult to coordinate and declares he's done with college talk and hazing.