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Christa Pike 'Interview' Parody Cold Open
from The Cornell 7, Bari Weiss, & A Botched Execution | The Tim Dillon Show #515 · #515
3 min
A fake CBS News interview with botched-execution survivor Christa Pike, riffing on her apology for not condemning 'the Cornell 7,' her comments on Mamdani and Timothee Chalamet, and Charlie Kirk.
- Tim asks the failed execution victim about the Cornell 7 immediately after her botched lethal injection.
- Pike admits she's marginally familiar with the Cornell 7 case while clarifying she was just injected with poison.
- Tim notes an affidavit she signed two years earlier contradicted some of the events, attributing discrepancies to drugs and alcohol.
- The chaplain said 'May God have mercy on her soul' before everything went black, and Pike requested an all-female execution group.
- Tim criticizes her for not posting in support of Jane Doe while dying in the death chamber.
- Pike apologizes for her silence on the Cornell 7 and promises to condemn them when she's executed again to stay on the right side of history.
- The failed execution victim offers her take on Elon Musk, Timothy Chalamet, and other current events from her hospital room.
- Tim pivots to expressing confusion about the Charlie Kirk situation and Israel controversy.
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