rant · moment 9 of 19
CoComelon Brainwashing and Encanto Karaoke
from The Christmas Episode | The Tim Dillon Show #328 · #328
3 min
He describes CoComelon hypnotizing toddlers including his godson, jokes about corporate brainwashing lyrics, then covers the Encanto karaoke machine and riffs on today's kids being the dumbest generation ever due to TikTok-style behavior.
- Tim describes how toddlers under three are obsessed with CoComelon and resist parental attempts to wean them off it.
- CoComelon's hypnotic appeal: characters with huge eyes singing classic songs while kids bounce around in a trance.
- Tim argues corporations use CoComelon to brainwash children with messaging about being lucky to work and not complaining.
- JJ is the star character of CoComelon, and the dolls sell out on Amazon for $28.
- Disney's Encanto karaoke machine is popular with children obsessed with the Spanish-themed movie.
- Tim defends Encanto as lovely and argues kids should learn languages.
- Tim claims modern children are the stupidest group that ever existed, citing TikTok behavior that would have warranted institutionalization in previous generations.
- Tim contends that the way contemporary kids dance and move spontaneously would have resulted in electric shock therapy decades ago.
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