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Christmas Cold Open and the Winter Storm Advisory
from The Christmas Episode | The Tim Dillon Show #328 · #328
2 min
Tim opens with a mock-religious Christmas greeting, jokes about his mixed faith background and Christ as a white savior, then pivots into reading about the massive winter storm battering most of the US, describing flight delays, pileups, and deaths.
- Tim opens with a Christmas greeting and announces this is a holiday extravaganza episode.
- Tim claims he's Jewish and Muslim but is making an exception to celebrate Christmas today.
- Christ was born in Palestine and was the only white guy there, and taught people how to make money.
- A major winter storm is battering most of the country, causing flight delays and travel chaos.
- Tim describes listeners who may have crashed on the road, waiting for EMTs to use the jaws of life while the show still plays on the car radio.
- Winter storm updates report at least one dozen deaths, over a million power outages across the nation.