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Keeps Hair Loss Ad: The Loveless Marriage Story
from The Art Of Happiness | The Tim Dillon Show #340 · #340
8 min
SponsorKeeps
Tim delivers an extended, darkly comedic story-ad for Keeps hair loss treatment about a man whose wife threatens to leave him over baldness, only to fall back in love with him after he keeps his hair, ending in her tragic death in a car accident and him declaring her legacy will be his hair.
- Tim tells a story about a friend whose wife threatened to leave him if he lost more hair.
- The wife reveals their daughter is named after a drunk wealthy great-aunt who would give her wine.
- Tim's story: the couple decides to stay together because divorce would force them into worse housing and separate Bianca between two places.
- The wife offers to get her husband on Keeps so he can keep his hair and potentially save the marriage.
- After Keeps works and he stops losing hair, the wife becomes attracted to him again and they decide to try loving each other for real.
- They go on a date night in Long Island driving separate cars, eating, drinking, and planning to have sex for the first time in years.
- Driving home from their date, the wife is hit head-on by a drunk driver going the wrong way on the Parkway and dies.
- The husband gets a call from state troopers and has to identify his wife's severed head at the scene.
- The husband holds his dead wife's head and runs his hands through her hair, concluding her legacy is his hair from Keeps.
- The ad closes with Keeps.com Tim Dillon as the punchline to the story.