rant · moment 6 of 27
Slaves Building Beautiful Things and Israel's Big Mistake
from Taylor Swift’s Engagement & The Digital Prison | The Tim Dillon Show #459 · #459
8 min
Tim argues hypothetical Saudi slaves would be proud of the beautiful buildings they made, contrasts this with Israel's genocide being more publicly visible on TikTok, and jokes Israel's mistake was not paying comedians to look away like Saudi Arabia did.
- Tim explains the principle of "mind your own beeswax" and Saudi Arabia's strategy of paying people to stay quiet.
- Giving people lots of money is the key to making them like you, and people struggle to grasp this.
- Tim claims he'll be a model citizen in Saudi Arabia and tells his aunt the real crime is in America, not there.
- Slaves building things in Saudi Arabia are proud of the beautiful structures they've created, according to Tim.
- In a hypothetical world where enslaved workers build gorgeous marble and crystal structures, a slave father would take pride showing his children his work.
- Israel gave comedians no money and expected them to defend the country without compensation, threatening them with career loss instead.
- Tim would call out Israel's actions regardless of payment because genocide is publicly visible on TikTok.
- Tim's friend's mother had a rule about hidden drinking—burying Boone's Farm wine under a tree and drinking it without sharing, paralleling invisible misbehavior.
- Israel's big mistake was not holding a Tel Aviv comedy festival and paying comedians millions to defend them publicly.
- If he were enslaved, Tim would be happy to build a beautiful hotel for people to enjoy.
- Life is a long, beautiful thing, and that's Tim's comment on the whole situation.
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