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Noah Schnapp's Smolder and the Bretman Rock Red Carpet Interview
from Suburban Villain | The Tim Dillon Show #357 · #357
7 min
Tim mocks Noah Schnapp's recurring 'smoldering' Instagram face after being honored at Variety's Young Hollywood Summit, then plays and dissects a bizarre, incomprehensible red carpet interview between influencer Bretman Rock and Zach Sang full of chicken jokes and a jarring 'prayers to Maui' pivot.
- Noah Schnapp from Stranger Things came out because his character was gay, and Tim respects that.
- Tim urges someone to get a clip of Noah Schnapp's Instagram to him because he keeps making the same smoldering face that has to stop.
- The smoldering face appears in every photo—Tim says he needs to just smile and be a human being for a minute.
- Bretman Rock, a Filipino beauty influencer, does a red carpet interview with Zach Sang that Tim can barely understand.
- Tim plays the interview where Bretman Rock complains that his circumcision story was supposed to be a book exclusive but ended up all over Zach Sang's YouTube and TikTok.
- Nobody on these red carpets can have a real conversation without mentioning something from TikTok or an app.
- Zach Sang asks if Bretman Rock wants to be on a movie screen or IMAX, and Bretman responds that his ass is too fat for the phone.
- Bretman Rock pitches himself as the chicken in Moana and says he'd love to do it with his chickens on the IMAX screen.
- When asked how life is going, Bretman pivots to prayers for Maui before immediately reversing to talk about his chickens again.
- Tim notes that despite the absurdity, the interview is a real conversation that actually happened at the Variety Young Hollywood Power Summit.
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