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Scripted Classmate Interviews Mocked as Fake News Segment
from Secret Service Sloped Roof Party | The Tim Dillon Show #401 · #401
3 min
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Tim plays multiple classmate interview clips about Crooks being bullied and mocks them as obviously coached, doing a bit imagining a director giving them line notes.
- Tim watches a staged interview where classmates deliver scripted lines about the subject being an outcast who sat alone at lunch.
- He notes they literally handed the kid an index card, treating it like a fake news segment with obvious cue cards.
- Tim calls out how absurd and overwrought the whole thing is, comparing it to Sandy Hook discourse.
- Another kid delivers the bullying narrative, saying he was quiet and made fun of for his appearance.
- Tim catches the director coaching the actor on delivery, asking him to repeat the line about his appearance while looking away.
- They reset and run the take again with explicit stage directions for where to look and what to say next.