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Crooks' Bullied Loner Backstory and Social Worker Parents Rant
from Secret Service Sloped Roof Party | The Tim Dillon Show #401 · #401
5 min
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Tim reacts to classmates describing Crooks as a bullied loner, mocks the scripted-sounding interviews, then goes on an extended rant that social workers (like Crooks' parents) are lazy, tragedy-obsessed people who don't actually help anyone.
- A shooter wanders around the perimeter looking at his feet while others chant and dance, raising questions about his mental state.
- Tim notes the shooter's odd behavior and questions whether he was under some type of mind control.
- Authorities were notified 20 to 30 minutes before the shooting but couldn't prevent it because of the sloped roof excuse.
- The shooter was bullied, lonely, tried to join a gun club but couldn't because he was a bad shot.
- Video shows the shooter claiming to Stanford students he has a 10-inch penis and is 6'4 tall, repeating the same boasts.
- Tim launches into a rant: the shooter's parents were licensed social workers, and every social worker he knows is a sick person with a god complex.
- Social workers hunt down tragedy, love dirty houses where kids get beaten, and do nothing to help those kids.
- Tim questions why anyone would want to replace cops with social workers who can't do anything but show up with clipboards.
- There's something disturbing about a job where you witness horror and are powerless to help it, yet keep showing up.
- Tim compares social workers to doctors who couldn't operate on anyone but just wanted to hang around the hospital with sick people.