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Wells Fargo Counselor Bit
from Russian Influencers & Dying At Work | The Tim Dillon Show #408 · #408
3 min
Tim performs both sides of a fake phone call between a Wells Fargo grief counselor and a frightened employee, escalating into threats to protect the company's image.
- Tim plays a Wells Fargo counselor taking a call from an employee grieving a coworker's death.
- Employee describes feeling like their life has no meaning, just doing Wells Fargo stuff while the company steals people's money.
- Counselor instructs the employee not to talk to anyone else about this, especially the news.
- Counselor warns that Wells Fargo will crush the employee like a bug and kill their children if they go to the news.
- Tim's character escalates to direct threats, saying he'll kill the employee if they talk to the news, then breaks character claiming he's kidding.