News · moment 13 of 19
Wells Fargo Employee Found Dead at Desk for 4 Days
from Russian Influencers & Dying At Work | The Tim Dillon Show #408 · #408
4 min
News
Tim reacts to a news story about a Wells Fargo employee in Tempe, Arizona whose body sat undiscovered at her cubicle for four days, riffing on office culture and speculating darkly about why no one noticed.
- Tim frames a dead employee rotting at her desk for four days as a beautiful story about people being happiest at work.
- The casual horror of parking your car and checking out at a Wells Fargo in Tempe, Arizona, while your body rots for four days.
- Tim marvels at employees being told not to speak about the body out of fear of retaliation from the bank.
- Weekend at Bernie's theory: maybe co-workers were having fun with the corpse, photocopying her ass for entertainment.
- If no one goes near your desk for four days, you must have been a complete asshole at work or so awkward everyone avoided you.
- The woman was clearly not essential to Wells Fargo's Tempe branch, given that nobody checked on her for four days.
- An anonymous employee frustrated that Wells Fargo never formally addressed the death to the entire building.
- Tim volunteers to play both the Wells Fargo counselor and the grieving employee in a sketch about the incident.
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