rant · moment 12 of 21

Only Let VIP-Smuggled Immigrants In & Summer Road Danger

from Rodent Men & Justin Timberlake | The Tim Dillon Show #396 · #396

2 min

He jokes about an immigration policy that only admits cartel-smuggled VIPs, then transitions into a bit about summer driving dangers and someone getting beheaded in a car accident.

In this bit3 moments
  • Tim proposes a cartel-smuggled immigration FastPass system: let in only immigrants who can pay $12-15k, proving they have means to support themselves.
  • Summer driving season brings distracted drivers on phones texting and talking, which leads to people getting beheaded on the highway.
  • Kathleen Rice, former Long Island DA, was radicalized after a drunk driver going the wrong way hit a limo, resulting in a child being beheaded.
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