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VIP Migrant Smuggling Tunnels and Cartel Travel Packages

from Rodent Men & Justin Timberlake | The Tim Dillon Show #396 · #396

4 min

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Tim reacts to a news report about Mexican cartels offering premium 'VIP' smuggling packages through tunnels into El Paso, comparing it to airline classes and joking he'd actually feel better about immigration if migrants are paying big money for safer passage.

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  • Mexican cartels offer VIP migration packages through tunnels for $6,000 to $15,000.
  • Cartel travel agencies operate like legitimate businesses, sending cell phone codes to protect VIP customers from police and rival gangs.
  • Tim: US government is outsourcing migration policy to criminal organizations instead of fixing the immigration system.
  • A Juárez cartel smuggles at least a thousand migrants through tunnels into El Paso monthly.
  • Tim feels better about migrants who pay for luxury smuggling—they're doing something very American by paying criminals to make life easier.
  • Cartels have shifted focus: human trafficking now pays $10,000-$15,000 per person versus $1,500 for cocaine with much higher risk.
  • Tim compares cartel smuggling operations to airline tiers and suggests migrants should come on the show to review different tunnel experiences.
  • Tim speculates whether cartels clean rats and snakes out of premium tunnels as a competitive perk for VIP customers.
  • Tim wonders if migrants get breakfast once they reach El Paso as part of the VIP package experience.
  • Understanding the actual perks cartels offer would require interviews with migrants who speak Spanish.
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