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Justin Timberlake's DWI and Get the News Vans Out of Sag Harbor
from Rodent Men & Justin Timberlake | The Tim Dillon Show #396 · #396
3 min
News
Tim discusses Justin Timberlake's DUI in the Hamptons, joking about press descending on Sag Harbor, contrasting rich vs. low-income reactions to news vans, and praising Jewish diners for chasing off reporters at a restaurant.
- Justin Timberlake's tour wasn't selling, he's drunk in the Hamptons and gets pulled over.
- Tim calls for the news vans to get out of Sag Harbor—wealthy people don't want press coverage like low-income areas do.
- Low-income neighborhoods actually get excited when news vans arrive, but rich people never do.
- Stuart LaVine, a former executive chef, told a reporter he won't get his Pulitzer Prize for this, chasing off the press.
- Tim argues you need Jewish people to confront the press because WASPs won't do confrontation.
- All the food in WASP restaurants sucks because they're afraid to make eye contact with waiters.
- Jews are essential because they know how to complain, which keeps restaurants good or forces them out of business.
- Tim's advice: Justin Timberlake shouldn't drive drunk—if you're rich, hire a driver instead of being lazy.
Justin TimberlakeStuart LaVine