rant · moment 8 of 21
The Seasonal Abortion Road Trip
from Rodent Men & Justin Timberlake | The Tim Dillon Show #396 · #396
2 min
Tim builds out a bit about timing abortions like vacations, suggesting people in red states take a 'holiday' to blue states like Vermont or Massachusetts to combine the procedure with a nice getaway.
- Tim describes how Texas abortion restrictions turn the procedure into a vacation opportunity to escape summer heat.
- A trip to Vermont for an abortion includes pancake breakfast and kayaking on scenic lakes.
- Tim's strategy: time your abortions in red states during peak summer heat, then travel to blue states during cooler months.
- Frame the trip as a holiday to avoid suspicion—say it the British way to make it sound nicer.
- People stay depressed and anxious believing the government will take their rights, but there's usually a workaround to what they want to do anyway.
- Tim pitches a seasonal summer abortion in the Northeast as the ideal escape from red state August temperatures, with October being the prime month.