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His Chinese Godson and Postmates Chicken Nuggets in the Hamptons

from Price Of Poison | The Tim Dillon Show #379 · #379

2 min

Tim describes visiting the Hamptons and finding his toddler godson eating Postmates chicken nuggets instead of fresh local food, joking that Chinese kids shouldn't be "polluted" by American junk food.

In this bit3 moments
  • Tim's godson, who is Chinese, came to his house and got Postmates to deliver him chicken nuggets instead of eating the fresh vegetables and bread available in the Hamptons.
  • The mother Postmated chicken nuggets to the two-year-old in the Hamptons, and when Tim suggested making him a grilled cheese instead, the kid was already addicted to the Postmates nuggets.
  • Tim argues his Chinese godson needs bok choy and bone broth, not American junk food, because Chinese people operate on a different metabolic efficiency than others.

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