rant · moment 7 of 15

Committing Boomers to Prison-Style Health Facilities

from Price Of Poison | The Tim Dillon Show #379 · #379

8 min

He proposes, satirically, that as Boomers decline they'll need to be forcibly committed to state-run facilities run by immigrants, with their property confiscated, framing this as the real endgame of the immigration/aging population crisis.

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  • Nobody in the country with any option wants to care for dying Boomers in state-run facilities, and elder abuse in nursing homes will finally feel justified.
  • Immigrants were supposed to come in and wipe Boomers' asses because Americans refuse to do it, but this plan depended on people nobody wants the job in the first place.
  • Tim outlines how to sell immigration to the country: there are 76 million Boomers all in their 60s and 70s, getting crazier and becoming public health threats.
  • The solution is committing tens of millions of Boomers against their will into prison-style health facilities run by illegal immigrant Hondurans who know how to run prisons.
  • Property confiscation is necessary—the government must take Boomers' houses and land by force to finance and manage the mass commitment.
  • If Boomers aren't contained, they'll figure out some Pinky and the Brain scheme to destroy the world, crash the stock market, or cause some unforeseen catastrophe.
  • Young and middle-aged people are nervous about the upcoming year, but Boomers are giddy and happy, enjoying the chaos like it's entertainment.
  • Politics is the only sport Boomers care about because there are too many minorities in other sports, and it's not really political—they just want to win at any cost.
  • Boomers don't care what happens to anyone else, willing to accept the destruction of the country just to be right, making their selfishness a Pentagon-assessed national security threat.
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