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The Wall Street Journal Discovers Rich Guys Are Attractive

from Presidential Debate Reaction | The Tim Dillon Show #397 · #397

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Tim mocks a Wall Street Journal trend piece claiming finance men are suddenly a hot dating commodity, tearing apart the viral 'man in finance' TikTok and the naivety of women shocked that wealthy men are desirable.

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  • Wall Street Journal discovers that wealthy men are an "unexpected hot commodity" in dating, prompting Tim to question the writer's intelligence.
  • Tim identifies the article's author as someone embedded in Bushwick bubble culture who thinks rich guys are a new dating trend.
  • Most people actually want a finance guy who can provide heated floors and a nice kitchen, not some pretentious rich kid filmmaker doing coke in South America.
  • Tim asks whether the Wall Street Journal editor's brain is riddled with strokes, given the article's premise that wealthy men are newly desirable.
  • New York City media types live in bubbles where finance is considered gross and everyone pretends to do something creative with no actual talent.
  • These bubble-dwellers are shocked when they realize people outside their simulation actually want men with money and high status.
  • Rich guys get mocked for Patagonia vests and being boring, but this trade-off has never gone out of style—it's not a new trend.
  • The viral TikTok by Megan Bonnie searching for a man in finance with a trust fund and blue eyes reduces the entire premise to absurdity.
  • A significant portion of women don't want to work and want a rich guy to buy them a house so they can have kids—but the Journal treats this as news.
  • Tim notes that while some women want corporate careers, many don't, and the article acts surprised by this basic human truth.
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