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Morgan and Morgan Ad
from Presidential Debate Reaction | The Tim Dillon Show #397 · #397
2 min
SponsorMorgan & Morgan
Tim reads an ad for Morgan and Morgan injury law firm, riffing darkly on summer car accidents and slip-and-fall injuries before citing case results and contact info.
- Tim declares it the summer of car accidents, with distracted drivers causing injuries left and right.
- Morgan and Morgan pitch: America's largest injury law firm with 100 offices and over $2 billion recovered for 500,000 clients.
- Tim warns that slip-and-fall injuries are coming too—kids on slides, bent legs, situations requiring legal compensation.
- Morgan and Morgan case examples: $8.2 million against an IHOP, $3 million settlement for a woman burned by scalding coffee.
- Morgan and Morgan closes: 100+ offices nationwide, 1,000+ lawyers, proven track record, fees free unless they win.