rant · moment 4 of 20
Fake Cooking: Pepperidge Farm Stuffing and the Tostitos Scoops Birthday
from Post-Thanksgiving Extravaganza | The Tim Dillon Show #419 · #419
2 min
Tim rants about his stepmother claiming to cook while just reheating store-bought food, recalling a birthday where she served him Tostitos Scoops and cold chicken cutlets.
- Tim complains about his relatives bringing three small dogs that defecate in his house during visits.
- His family comes over Wednesday afternoon before Thanksgiving claiming to cook, but merely heats up pre-made grocery store food.
- Tim describes his family's tradition of actual cooking—his grandmother spent hours making homemade stuffing from scratch.
- He condemns people who claim to be cooking while just heating up store-bought food as disrespectful and wrong.
- Calling it out: claiming you're cooking when you're reheating groceries makes you a psychopath, like claiming you went for a run when you didn't.