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Montreal Mall Blasts Baby Shark to Deter Homeless People

from Post-Thanksgiving Extravaganza | The Tim Dillon Show #419 · #419

5 min

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Tim reacts to a news story about a Montreal mall playing Baby Shark on loop to drive out homeless people, joking about the job of the guy who blasts the song and comparing it to torture.

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  • Montreal mall plays Baby Shark in hallways and stairwells to keep homeless people from sleeping there.
  • Tim's earlier bit about cities turning public spaces into Super Mario Bros levels with hostile design—spikes, obstacles, mechanical Koopas—to prevent homeless people from sitting or lying down.
  • The mall is now hiring social workers for dialogue with homeless people, but Tim notes the intake and consultation process doesn't actually work.
  • Tim imagines the job of the guy whose task is to blast Baby Shark at homeless people in the corridor, comparing it to Abu Ghraib torture tactics using loud music.
  • The mall definitely wouldn't use Baby Shark if it didn't work—they tested it one night, turned it up, and watched homeless people start moving out of the stairwell immediately.
  • Baby Shark has 15 billion YouTube views, and Tim suggests some of those views are from homeless people being kicked out of stairwells.
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