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Boomers Only Care About Their Dogs Now
from Post-Thanksgiving Extravaganza | The Tim Dillon Show #419 · #419
3 min
Tim argues Boomers ignored their kids growing up but now obsess over their dogs as they near death, contrasting generational attitudes toward mortality.
- Boomers could not be bothered with their children, but all they care about now is dogs.
- As boomers near the grave, they've realized they should care for something besides themselves—and it is a dog.
- Tim notes boomers are taking their own mortality in stride compared to terrified millennials and nihilistic zoomers.
- Boomers came, saw, conquered, destroyed the planet—and now they're ready to leave, but first they want to love one thing outside themselves: dogs.
- Every older boomer has gotten a new dog and keeps calling their child to tell them how amazing and life-changing it is.
- Boomers are more concerned when their dog starts choking than they were when their kid was hit by a car.