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The Sprinkle Pool Lawsuit: A Grown Man's Scheme

from Post-Thanksgiving Extravaganza | The Tim Dillon Show #419 · #419

5 min

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Tim mocks the specifics of the Museum of Ice Cream lawsuit, imagining the father staging his own injury for a settlement, and mocks adults doing cannonballs into a plastic sprinkle pit.

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  • Museum of Soho visitor sued after ankle fracture jumping into the sprinkle pool with his daughter.
  • Tim points out the sprinkle pool is only ankle-to-mid-shin deep, made of hollow plastic—testing the depth first seems obvious.
  • Videos submitted with the lawsuit show other adults injuring themselves doing cannonballs and falling in the sprinkle pool.
  • Tim watches footage of a grown woman doing a cannonball onto a floor with plastic sprinkles and calls it the stupidest thing he's seen.
  • Society is in decline if we need regulated sprinkle pools because adults can't figure out not to jump into shallow plastic.
  • Tim theorizes the plaintiff saw people get injured, knew he needed money, and deliberately planned to sue by jumping in the pool.
  • Tim imagines the man pitching his broke wife: he'll jump in the sprinkle pool, sprain himself, get bad press, and settle for four or five hundred thousand.
  • The complaint cites insufficient warnings about sprinkle pool dangers while people are dying in wars and getting kidnapped from festivals.
  • Tim says if you sue a museum over a sprinkle pool injury, you can never tell that story in mixed company again no matter how much money you get.
  • This is the most undignified thing Tim has seen in seven years of doing the show—a grown man injured in the sprinkle pool.
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