rant · moment 7 of 20
Storming Out of Thanksgiving and Grabbing the Pies on the Way Out
from Post-Thanksgiving Extravaganza | The Tim Dillon Show #419 · #419
6 min
Tim finishes the story of leaving his family's Thanksgiving after the in-laws kept pressing him about his audience's education level, describing swiping two pies and fleeing to his cousin's house instead.
- Tim complains about sitting at Thanksgiving with cold food that had been out since 10:30 a.m., heated but not properly warmed.
- His family's dogs are named after historical Black figures, which Tim describes as a disease that liberals have.
- Relatives grill him about his podcast demographics and whether his listeners are college-educated.
- Tim argues that Democrats' viability depends on purging their current base, and that the only thing holding them together is college degree status.
- Tim states the smartest people he's known have mixed educational backgrounds, and he himself is not college-educated.
- Democrats claim everyone with college degrees voted for them while dismissing non-college-educated people as idiots, then condescend to explain gender and geopolitics to them.
- Rather than engage with the political argument, Tim texts his cousin to get ready and excuses himself upstairs.
- He and his cousin end up having Thanksgiving at another cousin's house with his mother instead.
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