rant · moment 10 of 14
Tour Dates and Can-of-Pasta Sign Off
from Please Behave | The Tim Dillon Show #338 · #338
1 min
He lists upcoming tour cities and reiterates the joke that if collapse comes, people should just eat their can of pasta and watch Netflix instead of rioting.
- Tour dates on sale in Chicago, San Francisco, Portland, Tacoma, North Charleston, Hershey, Milwaukee, and more.
- Tim pleads for his life in case of financial crisis, offering to betray others and work with chefs.
- If things get bad, there's a can of pasta, bag of cake for the kids, coffee, drugs, and Netflix to get through it.
- Eating canned pasta and watching Wednesday becomes indistinguishable from Harry Potter once society collapses.