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Marianne Williamson, Crystal Freaks, and the Coffee Bit

from Please Behave | The Tim Dillon Show #338 · #338

8 min

Tim discusses reports of Marianne Williamson's alleged abusive staff behavior and spins into an extended character bit as a rage-filled New Age 'crystal freak' screaming at an assistant over cold coffee and a missing lemon bar.

In this bit10 moments
  • Marianne Williamson accused of abusive behavior toward staff
  • Tim on crystal freaks and how they fly off the handle unexpectedly
  • The coffee bit: Marianne's gradual meltdown begins with a cold drink
  • Tim does Marianne's Santa Fe writer's retreat story about Mexican abuelas
  • The lemon bar demand escalates into increasingly unhinged threats
  • Marianne's ex-husband was gay but the lying bothered her more, plus restraining order
  • Cold coffee threat turns into cosmic murder threats across multiple lifetimes
  • Tim pivots to Marianne calling poor people fat and describing her agave cactus farm ritual
  • Crystal freaks exist on a different vibrational plane and feed on energy alone
  • Tim hopes Marianne stays in the race to flip out more because it's all about her
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Marianne WilliamsonLori LightfootChris ChristieOdin

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