rant · moment 9 of 14
Marianne Williamson, Crystal Freaks, and the Coffee Bit
from Please Behave | The Tim Dillon Show #338 · #338
8 min
Tim discusses reports of Marianne Williamson's alleged abusive staff behavior and spins into an extended character bit as a rage-filled New Age 'crystal freak' screaming at an assistant over cold coffee and a missing lemon bar.
- Marianne Williamson accused of abusive behavior toward staff
- Tim on crystal freaks and how they fly off the handle unexpectedly
- The coffee bit: Marianne's gradual meltdown begins with a cold drink
- Tim does Marianne's Santa Fe writer's retreat story about Mexican abuelas
- The lemon bar demand escalates into increasingly unhinged threats
- Marianne's ex-husband was gay but the lying bothered her more, plus restraining order
- Cold coffee threat turns into cosmic murder threats across multiple lifetimes
- Tim pivots to Marianne calling poor people fat and describing her agave cactus farm ritual
- Crystal freaks exist on a different vibrational plane and feed on energy alone
- Tim hopes Marianne stays in the race to flip out more because it's all about her