rant · moment 21 of 23

Labubu Dolls, McDonald's, and the Vacuous Mainstream Alternative to Drugs

from Pete Hegseth, War Crimes, & The Breakfast Rush | The Tim Dillon Show #473 · #473

6 min

Watching a Tonight Show clip about Labubu dolls doing a TikTok trend at McDonald's, Tim argues this vapid content is the only mainstream alternative on offer, and rhetorically asks why anyone wouldn't choose drugs given the state of entertainment.

In this bit5 moments
  • Tim checks The Tonight Show to see where the country is at culturally.
  • Sydney Sweeney segment features the hottest Labubu dolls attached to purses at McDonald's drive-thru.
  • The segment involves a TikTok trend where participants do the number 67 at McDonald's.
  • Tim asks why anyone wouldn't do fentanyl and kill their parents in a deli when this is the mainstream entertainment option being offered.
  • Watching that segment makes Tim feel like he's on drugs despite being sober for 15 years.
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Long IslandSydney SweeneyThe Tonight ShowJimmy FallonNicolás MaduroMcDonald's

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