rant · moment 5 of 26
Why Sam Smith Doesn't Work: No Star Charisma
from Patreon Bonus #186 - The Tim Dillon Show · #186
6 min
Tim argues stars need to have magnetic charisma the way Bowie or Beyoncé do, and that Sam Smith's plumber-like appearance combined with pasties and devil costumes just confuses rather than seduces the public.
- Tim argues that performers like Sam Smith are just trying to be edgy and get attention, asking why parents let their kids watch if they're concerned.
- The cartoonish satanic aesthetic—chanting, incense, robes—looks less like genuine ritual and more like Hot Topic fashion worn by the biggest stars in the country.
- Award shows used to feature one or two people dressed outrageously; now everyone exits a Halloween store, and the escalation has become absurd.
- Sam Smith started as a normal singer but realized that to get real attention, he'd have to become a Hot Topic character with dog collar, betting on praise for being 'beautiful and brave.'
- A star has to make people feel inferior in their bones—when you see Beyoncé, you know she's better. With Sam Smith's appearance, people are just confused.
- The most recent video shows Sam Smith in pasties and what looks like a hospital gown; the look is so chaotic that people can't even parse what he's wearing.
- People aren't necessarily homophobic or transphobic; they're confused about why a guy who looks like a plumber wears Elizabethan clothing and Victorian house dresses with pasties.
- Tim says the culture has rotted so thoroughly on both sides that there's no meaningful take left to have about any of this anymore.
- One side wants increasingly disgusting visuals; the other sees child predation everywhere. Sam Smith is just chasing money, not corrupting kids.
- Parents can keep their children from watching this. If they can't, they're bad parents—and if kids then dress this way and make millions, so be it.
- The entire spectacle—people caring that performers jump around in devil costumes at awards shows—has zero meaning and is not worth discussing.