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Why Sam Smith Doesn't Work: No Star Charisma

from Patreon Bonus #186 - The Tim Dillon Show · #186

6 min

Tim argues stars need to have magnetic charisma the way Bowie or Beyoncé do, and that Sam Smith's plumber-like appearance combined with pasties and devil costumes just confuses rather than seduces the public.

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  • Tim argues that performers like Sam Smith are just trying to be edgy and get attention, asking why parents let their kids watch if they're concerned.
  • The cartoonish satanic aesthetic—chanting, incense, robes—looks less like genuine ritual and more like Hot Topic fashion worn by the biggest stars in the country.
  • Award shows used to feature one or two people dressed outrageously; now everyone exits a Halloween store, and the escalation has become absurd.
  • Sam Smith started as a normal singer but realized that to get real attention, he'd have to become a Hot Topic character with dog collar, betting on praise for being 'beautiful and brave.'
  • A star has to make people feel inferior in their bones—when you see Beyoncé, you know she's better. With Sam Smith's appearance, people are just confused.
  • The most recent video shows Sam Smith in pasties and what looks like a hospital gown; the look is so chaotic that people can't even parse what he's wearing.
  • People aren't necessarily homophobic or transphobic; they're confused about why a guy who looks like a plumber wears Elizabethan clothing and Victorian house dresses with pasties.
  • Tim says the culture has rotted so thoroughly on both sides that there's no meaningful take left to have about any of this anymore.
  • One side wants increasingly disgusting visuals; the other sees child predation everywhere. Sam Smith is just chasing money, not corrupting kids.
  • Parents can keep their children from watching this. If they can't, they're bad parents—and if kids then dress this way and make millions, so be it.
  • The entire spectacle—people caring that performers jump around in devil costumes at awards shows—has zero meaning and is not worth discussing.
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