rant · moment 24 of 26
Just Let Them Be Goblins: The Chronicles of Narnia Bit
from Patreon Bonus #186 - The Tim Dillon Show · #186
2 min
Continuing the parenting riff, Tim imagines parents giving up on reading their kids Narnia after only a few pages and instead accepting them as 'goblins,' later joking about telling friends the kid died of leukemia.
- Tim suggests reading children The Chronicles of Narnia as an alternative to accepting modern culture.
- Parents will give up after nine pages and just accept their kids becoming fat trans Satanists instead.
- Fat trans kids singing the 'Unholy' song at the body shop becomes the default family activity.
- Tim's final advice: either read them the books or just let them be goblins for 18 years, then deny knowing them.
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