rant · moment 18 of 26
Nobody in America Is Happy, Just Manic
from Patreon Bonus #186 - The Tim Dillon Show · #186
4 min
Tim argues Americans are never simply happy, only manic or depressed, recounting his own road rage over a broken car radio and reiterating his wish for war or disaster to reset the culture.
- Nobody in America is happy, just manic—people are either psychopaths running around or so depressed they're jumping out of windows.
- Tim's Bentley radio broke and he spent the drive reading angry tweets at stoplights instead of listening to music.
- He doesn't want people to think he's negative when he suggests a nuclear war would help the country.
- Nobody's good at anything anymore; the best America can do is put a plumber in a Satan outfit and have people argue about it corrupting children.
- Even Beyoncé's new album is just fine—she's phenomenal but the album's not amazing.
- Instead of getting upset about things not being good, people should just be happy with their families and read their kids books.
- The insanity of everything has stopped being funny or fun to talk about and is now just boring.
- Nothing changes; his father said nothing has really changed since the 1960s despite the internet existing.
- Tim's father checked out completely—he pets his dogs and plays golf without caring about anything, which is the only way to actually get by.
- Twitter should be deleted; the internet has become a factory of horrors and people need to go back outside to detox from it.