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Border Crisis, Kamala's Word Salad, and His Mother's Coconut Tree Sayings
from Nugget Branding | The Tim Dillon Show #346 · #346
6 min
Tim pivots to the migrant crisis, governors shipping migrants around as a political football, then riffs extensively on Kamala Harris's "coconut tree" word salad and compares her to a demented aunt with folksy nonsense sayings.
- Tim on undocumented drug dealers: they should at least be selling good drugs, a better class of product.
- The border described as spring break with no fun—people just running around Texas with no destination.
- Someone corrected him for using the word 'migrant,' insisting it's not the right term.
- Governors shipping migrants around like a political football—DeSantis to Martha's Vineyard, others to DC and New York.
- Tim imagines what it would be like to be a migrant coming from total desperation.
- The economic cost of absorbing the number of immigrants America has taken in is genuinely significant.
- Thirty migrants sent to Kamala Harris's house—Tim speculates they'd want to return home after hearing her speak.
- Kamala word salad: 'Freedom is freeing for you, for all. Thus, in the way that I believe today, we can make a better union strong.'
- His mother's recurring saying: 'You think you just fell out of a coconut tree?'—delivered with dementia-aunt energy about context and existence.
- Tim would respond to border questions by quoting his mother's nonsensical sayings instead of actual policy.
Britney SpearsKamala HarrisRon DeSantismigration and border policyEric AdamsMartha's VineyardKevin Spacey