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Upwork Ad and David Beckham Supplement Bit
from Netanyahu In New York, Nepo Babies, & “The View” | The Tim Dillon Show #514 · #514
4 min
SponsorUpwork
A sponsor read for Upwork freelancer marketplace that veers into a joke about a freelancer sleeping with your wife, followed by an ad-style bit for a David Beckham supplement drink that turns into a dark joke about domestic violence and a Muslim family.
- Tim jokes about the only reason you'd regret hiring a freelancer from Upwork: if they seduce your wife, unless that turns you on and opens new sexual possibilities.
- Tim claims taking a supplement drink daily has made him feel sharp and energetic, and that it's improved his family life because he used to hit his wife and children when he didn't have his supplements.
- Tim describes how his attitude changed after taking the supplement—his son used to fear him, knowing that when Tim couldn't find his supplements he would 'hulk out and go nuts.'
- Tim introduces his family: his wife Esmeralda and three sons, including two named Muhammad and one named Azal, noting that Azal handles his outbursts better than the other two.
- Tim frames the supplement as a beautiful halal thing for his personal Muslim family, crediting David Beckham's brand for the positive change.