rant · moment 13 of 25
Imagining the Fat CBS Intern Sorting the Epstein Docs
from Names On Paper | The Tim Dillon Show #376 · #376
3 min
Tim imagines the 'crack team' at CBS as one out-of-shape guy eating a pizzeria pinwheel while pretending to sift through the Epstein documents, and mentions giving a quote to Barry Weiss's Free Press.
- Tim compares how media is handling Epstein documents to a separate "whole another thing" — the way they're framing the release itself.
- Tim questions whether anyone genuinely believes CBS News has a team actually working through the documents.
- Tim imagines a fat CBS intern in New York eating pepperoni pinwheels while halfheartedly sorting through Epstein files, dunking greasy cheese in sauce.
- Best-case scenario: CBS put one fat idiot on it and asked what he thinks, and he mumbles that there's a lot of people named in the documents.
- X — formerly Twitter — has already broken down the Epstein documents faster and more thoroughly than any news organization.
Jeffrey EpsteinGhislaine MaxwellPrince AndrewVirginia GiuffreCBS NewsFree PressBari Weiss