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The Starbucks Pedophile Hypothetical

from Mike Recine & Lizzo Be Quitting | The Tim Dillon Show #388 · #388

2 min

Tim recounts a bizarre hypothetical question he was asked on the Patrick Bet-David podcast about what you'd do if you saw a pedophile watching child porn in a Starbucks, and how another guest answered it seriously.

In this bit5 moments
  • Patrick Bet-David's interview asked what you'd do if you caught a pedophile watching child porn in Starbucks.
  • Tim's joke answer: offer to get him a greenlit show on NBC.
  • His follow-up: you'd leave Starbucks, get in your car, and follow the pedophile.
  • Tim calls it the most American mid-question, something that gets asked but nobody expects.
  • Tim suggests this should be a standard job interview question employers ask all applicants.
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