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The Clinton Body Count and Political Chef Deaths
from Mike Recine & Lizzo Be Quitting | The Tim Dillon Show #388 · #388
2 min
Riffing on people who die after working closely with powerful political families, including the Clinton chef who drowned in shallow water and the Bush family nanny killed by a car, joking that you should always refuse jobs from political dynasties.
- People who worked for powerful figures have died after overhearing things they shouldn't have.
- Tim describes a scenario where a staffer walks in on Bill and Hillary Clinton eating a baby in the living room.
- Hillary Clinton hired a chef after tasting his lamb chops at a restaurant, then he drowned in six inches of water while hiking.
- Tim advises anyone offered a job by a political family to refuse, no matter what it is.
- Marvin Bush's nanny was killed when a car ran her over while she was walking to her vehicle.
- Everyone who's met the Clintons is dead; people who shook their hand at a 1997 book signing were killed by freak accidents like falling fireworks.
- People who know the Bushes have also been killed; you have to be careful around these families.
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